Law of Cats

That shiny new cat toy? Ignored. Your lost scrunchie? Fair game.

If you need a cat to come to you, pretend to use the restroom.

A cat will immediately move or stop doing cute stuff the moment a camera or recording device is activated.

A cat covered in shampoo trying to escape a bathtub will always be both terrifying and hilarious.

It’s possible to out-engineer a cat.

Then again, it’s also possible to travel near the speed of light.

You can’t elegantly shoo a cat in a delicate situation. 

It doesn’t matter where you place the remote. The cat will find it and step on it. 

Cats are secretly ballerinas with no concept of heights.

Place a small blanket on a bed, and cats are magically attracted to it.

Cats hear the mailman coming before the dog does.