Law of Cats

On a video call, all visible cats must be acknowledged before the meeting can begin.

There is no shaming of a cat owner, especially one covered in cat hair

Cats touch noses to say hello and swat at them to say goodbye.

Cats will always be testing Gravity’s limits.

Your cat will be needing immediate attention the moment you pick up your phone.

Cats are naturally attracted to heat sources such as heating vents and electric blankets.

Don’t worry about keeping your seat warm. A cat will immediately assume your spot when you get up.

Cats will be attracted to the highest point in the room. How they get there is magic.

A cat will leave you a present immediately after cleaning their litterbox.

Do not leave plastic bags or empty boxes around cats, else you risk cuteness and hilarity.