If a Household Were Run Like Congress
A satirical take on spending in the Government.
Ronald Huereca
People describe me as a highly opinionated (and sometimes funny) writer. I love photography, karaoke, singing, playing video games, and writing.
Stages
A poem about the emotional struggle of rejection.
Electric Tape
“I think I’m having a panic attack!” April confided in me.
“What happened?”
April is not the type of girl to freak out easily. For me, she was a breath of fresh air. Finally, a woman that can take care of herself and a person who didn’t “need” a man.
The Smoking Passport
Texas is strict about IDs and licenses. This is my story about how I hacked the system with a U.S. Passport.
The Peacock Guy
I describe the time a douche customer demanded to use my karaoke show as an announcement bar.
The Toilet Paper wars: Orientation
At 9am sharp, she began. “You’re here because you value your future.” She paused from her podium. The new hires were gathered in an orientation room, each sitting at a desk with a company computer. “There are several documents in…
I thought you had Asperger’s
"When I first met you, I thought you had Asperger's."
The Sweet Tart
“You know what you remind me of?” “What’s that?” she asked. “A sweet tart.” “A wha?” she asked, now angrily.
The Toilet Paper Wars
I stepped off the bus, clutching my backpack close. I didn’t want anybody to get any bright ideas about what’s in my pack. “It’s just my laptop.” I would mutter, as the ravenous looks amplified. I approached my new workplace.…